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dealbreaker:

GUESTBREAKER: You’re a DJ

Playing records really isn’t that hard, so, while I think it’s cute that you’ve found a creative outlet to assuage your trust-fund boredom, stop pretending to be a musician. Drums, guitar, trumpet, clarinet - those all take practice. DJing doesn’t, no matter how super-serious you look when you’re “matching beats.” Stop talking about how you’re “over Justice”, “weak-ass beats,” or how “Italians were doing it better 20 years ago.” The only differences between you and my ipod shuffle-function is that the ipod will play what I want to hear AND it doesn’t have an annoying coke-habit.

A Guest Dealbreaker written by Ryan.

I am glad that I don’t fit into [most] of these categories. I play other instruments (although I hardly consider myself a musician anymore), but it’s true, I am basically a human iPod, I do make the most idiotic bassface, and I do give the Italians a lot of credit.

I also think it’s great they used Steve Aoki for this post, given his Coachella infamy.